oh look another video, and another blog update, couldve better known better..

check out photos from our new york thingy by michael jang, and i just put ours up too, and tim artz got some too, plus another dustward transmission, and looks like jesse got some bloggins.. we been working on a press section coming soon, for now check out this write up we got in theme magazine..

come to the opening tonight, they have been installing the last couple days and yeah ill admit i didnt know what to expect but now i can tell you it is an overload of the senses times 5 million, topics include: psy ops, black ops, mk ultra, nuclear holocaust, mi5, psychic espionage, mj12, futurology, threat matrix, god, metallica, international torture, psychological warfare, thats just the beginning.. come thru tonight or anytime this month or at one of the events yet to be announced while the show is up, including a book release related to the show, conversations and seminars, its gonna be nuts.. this drawing here titled "sinus horror" is approx 60"x60" by brennan hill..

new york, it was awesome, thanks 5 million to everyone who came out and made it fun, i love how you all say "are you crazy?", thats the fave plus the pizza and the women, but the 4am last call status is no bueno, tons of photos coming soon.. anyways its back to sf, back on the grind.. every month in the gallery we have vowed to bring the pain and this month of march is no different, this FRIDAY MARCH 14 is the opening of PSYMULATION, curated by chris fitzpatrick, remember when he did SWAN SONGS? remember that there really is only one portal to the other side and it is here at our beloved photo dojo, all ye who enter shall be freed from the shackles of mind and body.. and there will be a tuba performance..

"..and eveything in new york aint always what it seems, you might get shot if you come from outta town, thats down by law, thats word.." i dont know whos take this is on this song but there are so many versions, but that might be enough to get me shot.. please dont shoot me new york, hamburger eyes book release and exhibition opening tommorrow night, march 6!! come thru.. but if you cant come and are still in sf, go see jay howell solo-ing at the minna, sneak peek..

another photo from the book, this one by ted pushinsky.. check out ted, me, stefan, and michael jang in the latest web vid thingy on xlr8tr tv (i know, i came off hellafied dorkamungus, whatever).. and check out michael's photos of the opening, and check out the video review on amazon.. and dont forget to come check out the show before it moves to nyc on MARCH 6, and if your in new york and your thinking "man, are they gonna hang the exact same shit?" the answer is yes but add like 30 more photos to the mix that we are printing as we speak, (30x40s+) do you think we would sleep on those 25 foot walls, dont worry we're gonna go loco on them.. and know that the coldblood crew will be handling the vinyl selections too, be there..

nypd lapd check out the crab cakes benny, this one by sleepy d whose site is now up.. new york show is so happening, brooklyn les doo dis MARCH 6, los angeles show is a big fat greenlight too, working with these guys and these guys should be totes nanas, more info coming soon.. people buy books..

more photos from the book, this one by jai tanju who was at the book release jam, photos are up, thanks 2 everyone who came.. and if you still arent convinced to buy a book, maybe these links will help you decide: brooklyn rail review, wired interview, fecal face review, vice review, beautiful decay review, and turntable lab always has nice things to say.. speaking of online retailers, amazon is blowing it for eveyone bigtime becuase they can sell it cheap, but they do have nice features.. how about this, starting now a monthly contest for best hamburger eyes book review on amazon, but you still have to buy our book and other cool books off us or any other independant online store.. you will win a book, some tees, back issues, whatever we have.. reviews will be judged on retardedness, originality, and bonus if you do one of those video reviews..

FEB 14 2008, the official release of our first book. we will have tons of them for sale. come thru, 5pm-9pm. get it while its hot. also, its our 1 year anniversary here at the photo epicenter, who wouldve thunk it. also, we will be exhibiting a bunch of 30x40's, the buttery selctions from the book. also, its hamburger eyes bday, 7 years.. yikes our baby is in second grade, soon its peach fuzz and zits..

are you sick of hearing about our book yet? too bad, this photo is in it and its by david uzzardi who has started a blogg, check it.. and check the press release for the sf launch/exhibition in a couple weeks, you would think at this stage of the game the press release would be minimal but guess what its the other way around, f that im going invent the 1 word press release, maybe it will be revolutionary.. anyways, in case you were thinking "i would like to buy a hamburger eyes tee shirt but not online and i feel weird about going to the photo epicenter because those guys are ridiculously handsome, what should i do?" well you can go and buy hamburger eyes stuff now at parklife, rvca, and turntable lab in new york, sick!..

new hamburger eyes the book has finally arrived like a big baby exodus across the continental united states, the delivery guy said the crate weighed 700 lbs., what a big fat baby, maybe instead of baby we can say i dont know i just like baby, peep the preview then come down to the lab and get one or get one right here online, and then come to the official launch party/exhibition on feb 14, more info soon yaddadam talkin about.. the book!

hi gang, today i feel like i have all kinds of secret info, the kind of info that maybe i should not, or should wait till later to spill it type deal, i dont know maybe not.. anyways, no matter how many times you wash your face, your pores will always be jammed up blackheads or oil or who knows what, if you dont believe that you are living in a world of delusion, get those biore pore strips, they will blow you away everytime, my new fave thing.. also, we have shows here all the time, but the one up right now is like whuut, peep the photos, and then come see it again and again.. also, check the ethsix blog for a review.. also, dan murphy made a video while visitng, check it out on the megawords site.. also, there has been sightings or our new book everywhere, notably the sfmoma bookstore beeeyatch, craze huh. for some reason we dont have our copies yet, but i was assured we will get them this week, look for them on the site soon or come down to the dojo and we can slide you a copy, check this review of it.. and this photo of a rally in london by brian david stevens, featured in the book, official release and exhibition is next months jam, stay tuned for more..

come thru to the photo epicenter for the first show of 2008, its your fate, dont be late, its going to be great, more info here..

this photo by BOOGIE who has another book out on powerhouse, this time its bigtime limited edition and if in paris be sure to check the exhibition celebrating the launch at colette.. and speaking of shows, rick valenzuela is having a show at DEEP SLEEP in philly, do it.. and speaking of philly, dudes are in town getting ready for next thursday, that is the DUSTWARD showcase, info is now up.. and speaking of dude updates, check the hawaii report in the celly phone section, aloha..

regulators, grow your hair long for the '08, this photo by mark cross who is going to be showing up in here along with the rest of the dustward allstars, january 10, more info coming soon but peep the video flyer by tim artz..

this is barker who was at dave's show that opened last week, he made those glasses out of cups and stickers, more photos here.. also, check out the new new COLDBLOOD podcast, pretty sick.. happy holidays yo, please note our special holiday hours because your special, and look for updates from the road..

come thru this thursday! on display is a new collection of linoleum cuts by david fallis, this one's gonna be on tv, come see what the fuss is about, you know whats its about? its about time you come down and see what its all about, more info here.. and if your in new york new york aka the big apple, i got some photos in a group show called "homies" curated by tobin yelland at fuse gallery, opening on saturday, but what if its snowing? who cares do it..

not much going on today other than bootlegging dvds, if you come by the headquarters we might just have that special something for your loved ones for the holidays for hella cheap son.. anyways, stay warm, buy something with those goose feathers inside, those birds mustve originated from deep space to need such awesome protection, think about it.. space blizzards? you should name your next crew that.. this photo by david potes.. oh yeah if youve never made b/w photos before i wrote up a huge how to on the fecal the face right.. and oh yeah new b/w 30x40 setup not even test driven yet, who will be the first?.. and oh yeah, retailers we now have a new dude handling our tshirt sales, jesse will be wholesaling all dem tings mon, check out the new online tshirt catalog he made, order stuff for hannukah!..

and trip on this stuff: go to UNDERSKATEMENT this weekend, all kinds of crews got stuff in there and you might even see my mug up in the mix, thee ohsees and hightower playing after.. and speaking of hightower, bass man david fallis will be showing his linoleum cuts for our next installment, which is in a couple weeks which means if you havent peeped ANDROID maybe you should and then buy a bunch of photos too because basically you have a week left.. also on saturday its my COLDBLOOD brothers doing it at the cassanova, check yo self.. this photo by patrick griffin, see more of his photos on MUDDGUTS which is getting radder and radder..

this photo by david uzzardi who happens to have a show up right this moment at venus restaurant in berkeley, check it out if in the area, and dont forget that dave is the guy who processes the b/w here at the lab on tuesdays, so come drop off your rollllllllllzzzzzzzz..

happy day of turkeys, turkeys, have a good one.. the not so secret cat has been let out of the not so secret bag, official news on that coming soon.. the homies in a show this friday at space gallery.. this photo by rick marr..

oh its go time again and again, cant stop wont stop hamburger eyes issue 012 on deck, i needed your photos like yesterday but theres still time, heres some hints: write all your contact info on your cd, no iphoto status, write legibally, hurry up.. new ad deadline is dec 1 its real soon, we have a new downloadable, viewable, saveable, printable, forwardable 2 page PDF mini media kit available, read it and weep.. this photo by mark murrmann..

hello earth people, come thru tonight! afterward we will do it COLDBLOOD style at the attic, 24th st biatch, les boo dis..

new tshirts again and again, this time one by tim artz of the legendary duffed out zine and the infamous dustward crew, check out the dustward transmissions he made, i just linked them up in the f.a.r.t.. and get the tshirt like right now, and dont forget to come to the opening of ANDROID this thursday, sneeka peeka yo..

first off, happy halloween, what are you going as?.. second off, i started the HAMBURGER EYES GLOBAL PHOTOGRAPHY ALLIANCE, basically freedom club, do you like freedom? its on facebook so if youre on there ride or die, but if you want to keep it regs then you can add us on your myspace but you have to put us in your top 8.. third off, my first solo show ANDROID is happening next thursday, nov 8th here at the command center, be there..

remember this collage stefan made a while back? well its back and this time on black, get it here..

this photo by geoffrey ellis who does sad kids, congrats to him for being one of the winners of the phelan award! theres a show for the winners at sf camerawork opening this thursday, go there..

halloween is coming up, pretty cool, this photo from last years by me who just updated my site kinda photo of the month status but it will/maybe/i dont know get better one day, i updated it cuz theres a link to it (they said i was super rad (!)(?)) on the KQED flawless victory review, nice work fellas..

time to get nice, hamburger eyes issue 012 is on deck, i updated the faq section for those who have a faq, updated the advertisement deadlines for those who have advertisements for us, updated the classes section because we have a new class on deck, updated the photo dojo blogg with photos from alex and oskie's show, good times all around, celly phone photo of the day is always going, and there has been some really heavy stuff going on with the F.A.R.T. team.. photo by uri korn..

brand new photo show going up as we speak, be sure to come through this thursday for oskie + alex's show, its going to be fun, to miss this would be a fatality for you and your whole crew, FLAWLESS VICTORY..

new zine available from stefan simikich, published by mt st mtn. we also got the zine/catalog from jason roberts dobrin up in there and the new the quiet life book and ben belsky's book too. holy crap, buy shit!

its that time already? what time? time to hang another show yo, getting ready for FLAWLESS VICTORY, a 2 man photo show starring oscar mendoza and alexander martinez, right on target to be majorly epic, opening oct 11th next thursday, memorize it, next thursday oct 11th.. so if you slept on jason's show you still have a few days to come see it, it will haunt you, you will laugh and you will cry, dominatingly and stunningly riveting, you have to be more than half retarded to miss this roller coaster ride of emotional exploration..

this photo by ted pushinsky who just got a new website! and to celebrate this joyous occasion he will be selling a specially sweet priced edition on the site, get it while its hot.. in other news, our friends over at fotovision want you to know that danny lyon will be in town for a photo symposium at stanford, as well as a film screening and book reading at berkeley, should be real good..

this photo by rob collinson who hosts the annual lowcard blowout aka robstock in maine, ive never been but i get full reports every year and every year it sounds more and more hellish, it has been compared it to vietnam, check it out on the epicly laterd show! sick..

maybe its the camera catalogs, maybe its the window shopping on ebay all day, new cameras is like crack but im saying more like butt crack, for butt babies nah mean.. come check out jason's show, it came out siiiiickkkk.. this photo im gonna title "taking the bull by the huevos" by matt weber..

new photos by jason roberts dobrin opening this thursday, sept 13th at the hamburger eyes photo epicenter, 5pm - 9pm.. you cant handle the truth so maybe you should stay home.. NOT, you can handle the truth because you be handling stuff all day, and you deserve a good show, so handle this and then we can take a load off after at the attic becuase the coldblood crew bobby london and the brown magic will be hypnotizing, mezmerizing, and meltifying with that cosmicly correct wizardy lizard music stuffs ..

all kinds of new stuff! including new tshirts, new zines and new books..

this photo by brian david stevens, theres a slideshow with more work like this, click here..

Hello, Swan Songs ends this Saturday the 25th of August at Photo Epicenter in San Francisco. We have produced a catalogue for the show, which is now available at the gallery. Hours are 10am - 8pm Monday - Saturday and we'll have a closing Saturday night from 7-9pm.. (this astrophoto by robert gendler is still available for cheap!) be there and witness epicness if you havent yet, and speaking of epicness theres an awesome new coldblood podcast that is guess what, epic.. also, our friends over at fotovosion are having a photo contest, check out their site for more info..

this photo by vic blue whos work you might have seen recently in vice photo issue, the guardian cover, and regularly "the record" (a stockton newspaper) dude is killing it, check out the lucha libre he got to chill with.. in other news, class started today, there was a flood in the b/w darkroom yesterday, i ordered a new camera, there are 24 photos of doggs in the hamburger eyes book coming out in feb, tons of new stuff coming to the site for sale, tons of new interns, new operations manual/procedures/manifesto/rules of engagement for the lab, pretty fun, swan songs closing reception this saturday, come through and see the what you missed and visit those distant galaxies once again..

check it out new podcast from solana!, pretty awesome, download it.. lots of updates coming in the upcoming days, stay right there, dont touch that dial, dont double click that shit, dont do shit.. this photo by jai tanju whose newest film por vida zine just came out, and it only goes to those involved with the print exchange program, awesome idea that has reeally gone to the next level, so get involved and get deep, good work jai.. **and i have to mention that there is still room to reserve your seat in our BASIC COLOR PRINTING CLASS AND OTHER PHOTO MAGIC TRICKS class that starts next wednesday! sign up asap! its gonna be super sick!**

NYC + the NYPD, BREAK YO SELF! just kidding, peace to the fuzz and the inhabitants of each of the 5 burroughs, im just excited that hamburger eyes is now repped up to da max with sleepy d living the city that never sleeps, its like one of us got made, and him and dave uzzzz having a show this week! how do you like dem apples big apple, lets make apple pie, Opening reception: Thursday August 9th, 7pm-10pm, With musical performances by: Small Girls & Namesake, Norge Gallery 94 Prince St @ Mercer / 2nd floor New York, NY 10012-3219.. sick, click here for more info..

this title for the new RAPTOIDZ mix is a perfect motto for you as begin your courses in epic photography, signups are happening right now so be sure to reserve your spot asap.. also, in case you didnt know, our recent show swan songs is our most epic show to date, come check it out and if you like what you see you can now purchase pieces from the comforts of your own home by purchasing right here online, how convienient!.. also, dont forget about our mailing list if you want to know what time it is, i think its gonna be more regular..

opening this saturday! come thru, more info here..

theres no critical situation but if you havent noticed when i dont have a cool title i just look at my itunes and grab a song title, but actually a few days ago was situation critical when i got stung by a stingray but it wasnt crazy, it was like a thumbtack was laying there and i stepped on it but instead of a thumbtack it was slimey pancake with a steak knife for a tail.. anyways, this is a photo by michael jang who recently had an interview with livebooks.. speaking of interviews, theres a new one on chief mag, i always come off corny on those things so dont read it..

this is a photo of the great wizard BEARDO who was raised by wolves, eventually sodomized by wolves, and then finally gave birth to a butt baby wizard werewolf.. i think that was the lamest thing i ever wrote on here, im sorry im just excited about having a few days off this weekend.. anywayzzzzz, this photo here by david uzzardi who is now in charge of our black and white film processing services, as of now it will work as a drop off day/pick up day style system, mondays drop off, fridays pickup. more info on the site later, but its alrady in effect so drop off your stuffs.. also, if you havent noticed the RAPTOIDZ crew is going off, last week there was a new podcast and just right now another one, im pretty sure there will be one once a week maybe.. last but not least, if you are in the san diego area this weekend, come out and support our friend terrin who is going through some stuff right now, there's a benefit sesh, raffle, etc. see you there..

a very happy independence day to you and yours, blow some shit up and keep kicking ass.. this photo by bill daniel..

the tiny vices world tour continues..

our next show is locked down, come visit this july 28th and once again have your face melted by epicness.. you knew it was going to happen eventually, but did you know it was going to happen this awesomely, we've expanded and are starting to show artforms of all kinds, including the third kind, da kind, and kind kind.. this one curated by our buddy chris fitzpatrick, check the press release and read more about it here..

this photo by mark murrmann..

oh what a relief it is to be done with a thing and be able to move onto the next thingssssss, subscribers advertisers photogs your copies are in the mail.. this photo by boogie who got a slide show on TIME, hear the man in his own words.. we got a review on juxtapoz site, and we got new tshirts today, so hook yourself up!..

photos up from last thursday (goodtimes), music issue for sale online finally (probably should get one today), and how about a preview of it too (noice)..

THE MUSIC ISSUE IS HERE! come celebrate with us and pick up your copy this thursday at the official release party at the HAMBURGER EYES PHOTO EPICENTER, 26 LILAC ST (24TH + MISSION) SF CA 94110, 6pm - 9pm. after party is COLDBLOOD just half a block away at the ATTIC with djs bobby london and mike slice, OHH NOICE!..

this photo by jason roberts dobrin who has reported from buenos aires, "..the babies are soooo bueno.." ..we also got word from stefan simikich who is now in belgium, "..japan is nuts.." ..in other news, new sad kids is being set free tommorrow, we have the new anp quarterly here so come'n get it, and i think thats it..

have you noticed the F.A.R.T. section is going off at the moment? 2 new podcasts to bounce to this weekend, first off one from the COLDBLOOD camp, bobby london does it again (djing this sat at cassanova) and the second one is the premier podcast from the new crew called RAPTOIDS, sick! add them both up and thats like almost 2 hours of jammage, download your fate..

zine show by our copenhagen buddies TTC, go check it out ..

The Standard Downtown Art Series presents Patrick O’Dell and Angela Boatwright "200 Troubled Teenagers". opening May 31, 2007. 7p.m. —10p.m. RSVP: downtownlarsvp@standardhotel.com. The Standard Downtown Los Angeles. 550 South Flower at Sixth Street, Los Angeles, CA 90071.. !

photo by matthew reamer..

you might be thinking "what the hell are these guys sitting on since i havent seen an issue in a while?" well let me tell you what we're sitting on, first off we sitting on cloud 9 now that the music issue is a wrap (will be in your hands shortly).. second off we are sitting on truckloads of photos which are at the moment being sorted into piles that might say "book", "issue 12", "issue 13", "_______", "_______" (blank ones are all top secret and shit) .. this photo by ted pushinsky..

new stuff all over the place: zines, books, cds, sick.. this photo by rick valenzuela, all kinds of stuff on deck, you already heard all that..

last night's game was a stunningnest performance. nba history books holla back. playoffs round 2, here we come, holy crap! go dubs!..

this photo by ricky powell, and guess what the music issue is finally gonna go to print any day now, im feeling it you know why, becuase the golden state warriors are destroying shit retardedly bigtime in the first round of the playoffs right now and i could say with no problem that the game on sunday was possibly the best game ever, tonight they play in dallas and if they win any of the next 3 games, no joke, (read about it) it will be the biggest upset in nba history.. WARRIORS!!!

this photo of saviours by uri korn who happens to be teaching our official first class: introduction to color management, what exciting times, sign up today!! ..also, the F.A.R.T. section is kinda going off right now, and dont forget about airjammers fo real (more info below)..

dave's new zine now available. very limited. get one today.. see a preview on tihs week's fecal face photo of the day section, and stay tuned for more zines up this week..

go to sandy's show! www.sandycarson.com

you be jamming? or you jammed up? this photo by bill burke..

hello gang, hows things? its been real hectic at work, i know i been neglecting our 1 on 1 time, i will make it up to you sometime real soon because i love you.. this photo by jason roberts dobrin..

NYC! stefan, patrick, jesse, dan, timothy, and sergei at max fish on thursday april 5th. more info here: killer of giants. do it. oh yeah photos from patricks show are up..

solo exhibition by patrick griffin. hamburger eyes photo epicenter, 26 lilac st. (off of 24th + mission.) opening reception this thursday march 29, 5pm - 9pm. show runs through april 29.

dance photographs by ted pushinsky. ODC Gallery (3153 17th street). opening reception saturday, March 31, 2-5 p.m. show runs march 31 - April 29.

this photo by stefan simikich, new site! check it out : HERE YOU ARE NOW .. thanks to jesse who did the dirty work, and if you didnt know, this is a photo of patrick's old bedroom and patrick happens to be the dude to do the first solo show at our new spot! check out the new showtime section to see the press release and related li