oh look another video, and another blog update, couldve better known better..

check out photos from our new york thingy by michael jang, and i just put ours up too, and tim artz got some too, plus another dustward transmission, and looks like jesse got some bloggins.. we been working on a press section coming soon, for now check out this write up we got in theme magazine..

come to the opening tonight, they have been installing the last couple days and yeah ill admit i didnt know what to expect but now i can tell you it is an overload of the senses times 5 million, topics include: psy ops, black ops, mk ultra, nuclear holocaust, mi5, psychic espionage, mj12, futurology, threat matrix, god, metallica, international torture, psychological warfare, thats just the beginning.. come thru tonight or anytime this month or at one of the events yet to be announced while the show is up, including a book release related to the show, conversations and seminars, its gonna be nuts.. this drawing here titled "sinus horror" is approx 60"x60" by brennan hill..

new york, it was awesome, thanks 5 million to everyone who came out and made it fun, i love how you all say "are you crazy?", thats the fave plus the pizza and the women, but the 4am last call status is no bueno, tons of photos coming soon.. anyways its back to sf, back on the grind.. every month in the gallery we have vowed to bring the pain and this month of march is no different, this FRIDAY MARCH 14 is the opening of PSYMULATION, curated by chris fitzpatrick, remember when he did SWAN SONGS? remember that there really is only one portal to the other side and it is here at our beloved photo dojo, all ye who enter shall be freed from the shackles of mind and body.. and there will be a tuba performance..

"..and eveything in new york aint always what it seems, you might get shot if you come from outta town, thats down by law, thats word.." i dont know whos take this is on this song but there are so many versions, but that might be enough to get me shot.. please dont shoot me new york, hamburger eyes book release and exhibition opening tommorrow night, march 6!! come thru.. but if you cant come and are still in sf, go see jay howell solo-ing at the minna, sneak peek..

another photo from the book, this one by ted pushinsky.. check out ted, me, stefan, and michael jang in the latest web vid thingy on xlr8tr tv (i know, i came off hellafied dorkamungus, whatever).. and check out michael's photos of the opening, and check out the video review on amazon.. and dont forget to come check out the show before it moves to nyc on MARCH 6, and if your in new york and your thinking "man, are they gonna hang the exact same shit?" the answer is yes but add like 30 more photos to the mix that we are printing as we speak, (30x40s+) do you think we would sleep on those 25 foot walls, dont worry we're gonna go loco on them.. and know that the coldblood crew will be handling the vinyl selections too, be there..

nypd lapd check out the crab cakes benny, this one by sleepy d whose site is now up.. new york show is so happening, brooklyn les doo dis MARCH 6, los angeles show is a big fat greenlight too, working with these guys and these guys should be totes nanas, more info coming soon.. people buy books..

more photos from the book, this one by jai tanju who was at the book release jam, photos are up, thanks 2 everyone who came.. and if you still arent convinced to buy a book, maybe these links will help you decide: brooklyn rail review, wired interview, fecal face review, vice review, beautiful decay review, and turntable lab always has nice things to say.. speaking of online retailers, amazon is blowing it for eveyone bigtime becuase they can sell it cheap, but they do have nice features.. how about this, starting now a monthly contest for best hamburger eyes book review on amazon, but you still have to buy our book and other cool books off us or any other independant online store.. you will win a book, some tees, back issues, whatever we have.. reviews will be judged on retardedness, originality, and bonus if you do one of those video reviews..

FEB 14 2008, the official release of our first book. we will have tons of them for sale. come thru, 5pm-9pm. get it while its hot. also, its our 1 year anniversary here at the photo epicenter, who wouldve thunk it. also, we will be exhibiting a bunch of 30x40's, the buttery selctions from the book. also, its hamburger eyes bday, 7 years.. yikes our baby is in second grade, soon its peach fuzz and zits..

are you sick of hearing about our book yet? too bad, this photo is in it and its by david uzzardi who has started a blogg, check it.. and check the press release for the sf launch/exhibition in a couple weeks, you would think at this stage of the game the press release would be minimal but guess what its the other way around, f that im going invent the 1 word press release, maybe it will be revolutionary.. anyways, in case you were thinking "i would like to buy a hamburger eyes tee shirt but not online and i feel weird about going to the photo epicenter because those guys are ridiculously handsome, what should i do?" well you can go and buy hamburger eyes stuff now at parklife, rvca, and turntable lab in new york, sick!..

new hamburger eyes the book has finally arrived like a big baby exodus across the continental united states, the delivery guy said the crate weighed 700 lbs., what a big fat baby, maybe instead of baby we can say i dont know i just like baby, peep the preview then come down to the lab and get one or get one right here online, and then come to the official launch party/exhibition on feb 14, more info soon yaddadam talkin about.. the book!

hi gang, today i feel like i have all kinds of secret info, the kind of info that maybe i should not, or should wait till later to spill it type deal, i dont know maybe not.. anyways, no matter how many times you wash your face, your pores will always be jammed up blackheads or oil or who knows what, if you dont believe that you are living in a world of delusion, get those biore pore strips, they will blow you away everytime, my new fave thing.. also, we have shows here all the time, but the one up right now is like whuut, peep the photos, and then come see it again and again.. also, check the ethsix blog for a review.. also, dan murphy made a video while visitng, check it out on the megawords site.. also, there has been sightings or our new book everywhere, notably the sfmoma bookstore beeeyatch, craze huh. for some reason we dont have our copies yet, but i was assured we will get them this week, look for them on the site soon or come down to the dojo and we can slide you a copy, check this review of it.. and this photo of a rally in london by brian david stevens, featured in the book, official release and exhibition is next months jam, stay tuned for more..

come thru to the photo epicenter for the first show of 2008, its your fate, dont be late, its going to be great, more info here..

this photo by BOOGIE who has another book out on powerhouse, this time its bigtime limited edition and if in paris be sure to check the exhibition celebrating the launch at colette.. and speaking of shows, rick valenzuela is having a show at DEEP SLEEP in philly, do it.. and speaking of philly, dudes are in town getting ready for next thursday, that is the DUSTWARD showcase, info is now up.. and speaking of dude updates, check the hawaii report in the celly phone section, aloha..

regulators, grow your hair long for the '08, this photo by mark cross who is going to be showing up in here along with the rest of the dustward allstars, january 10, more info coming soon but peep the video flyer by tim artz..

this is barker who was at dave's show that opened last week, he made those glasses out of cups and stickers, more photos here.. also, check out the new new COLDBLOOD podcast, pretty sick.. happy holidays yo, please note our special holiday hours because your special, and look for updates from the road..

come thru this thursday! on display is a new collection of linoleum cuts by david fallis, this one's gonna be on tv, come see what the fuss is about, you know whats its about? its about time you come down and see what its all about, more info here.. and if your in new york new york aka the big apple, i got some photos in a group show called "homies" curated by tobin yelland at fuse gallery, opening on saturday, but what if its snowing? who cares do it..

not much going on today other than bootlegging dvds, if you come by the headquarters we might just have that special something for your loved ones for the holidays for hella cheap son.. anyways, stay warm, buy something with those goose feathers inside, those birds mustve originated from deep space to need such awesome protection, think about it.. space blizzards? you should name your next crew that.. this photo by david potes.. oh yeah if youve never made b/w photos before i wrote up a huge how to on the fecal the face right.. and oh yeah new b/w 30x40 setup not even test driven yet, who will be the first?.. and oh yeah, retailers we now have a new dude handling our tshirt sales, jesse will be wholesaling all dem tings mon, check out the new online tshirt catalog he made, order stuff for hannukah!..

and trip on this stuff: go to UNDERSKATEMENT this weekend, all kinds of crews got stuff in there and you might even see my mug up in the mix, thee ohsees and hightower playing after.. and speaking of hightower, bass man david fallis will be showing his linoleum cuts for our next installment, which is in a couple weeks which means if you havent peeped ANDROID maybe you should and then buy a bunch of photos too because basically you have a week left.. also on saturday its my COLDBLOOD brothers doing it at the cassanova, check yo self.. this photo by patrick griffin, see more of his photos on MUDDGUTS which is getting radder and radder..

this photo by david uzzardi who happens to have a show up right this moment at venus restaurant in berkeley, check it out if in the area, and dont forget that dave is the guy who processes the b/w here at the lab on tuesdays, so come drop off your rollllllllllzzzzzzzz..

happy day of turkeys, turkeys, have a good one.. the not so secret cat has been let out of the not so secret bag, official news on that coming soon.. the homies in a show this friday at space gallery.. this photo by rick marr..

oh its go time again and again, cant stop wont stop hamburger eyes issue 012 on deck, i needed your photos like yesterday but theres still time, heres some hints: write all your contact info on your cd, no iphoto status, write legibally, hurry up.. new ad deadline is dec 1 its real soon, we have a new downloadable, viewable, saveable, printable, forwardable 2 page PDF mini media kit available, read it and weep.. this photo by mark murrmann..

hello earth people, come thru tonight! afterward we will do it COLDBLOOD style at the attic, 24th st biatch, les boo dis..

new tshirts again and again, this time one by tim artz of the legendary duffed out zine and the infamous dustward crew, check out the dustward transmissions he made, i just linked them up in the f.a.r.t.. and get the tshirt like right now, and dont forget to come to the opening of ANDROID this thursday, sneeka peeka yo..

first off, happy halloween, what are you going as?.. second off, i started the HAMBURGER EYES GLOBAL PHOTOGRAPHY ALLIANCE, basically freedom club, do you like freedom? its on facebook so if youre on there ride or die, but if you want to keep it regs then you can add us on your myspace but you have to put us in your top 8.. third off, my first solo show ANDROID is happening next thursday, nov 8th here at the command center, be there..

remember this collage stefan made a while back? well its back and this time on black, get it here..

this photo by geoffrey ellis who does sad kids, congrats to him for being one of the winners of the phelan award! theres a show for the winners at sf camerawork opening this thursday, go there..

halloween is coming up, pretty cool, this photo from last years by me who just updated my site kinda photo of the month status but it will/maybe/i dont know get better one day, i updated it cuz theres a link to it (they said i was super rad (!)(?)) on the KQED flawless victory review, nice work fellas..

time to get nice, hamburger eyes issue 012 is on deck, i updated the faq section for those who have a faq, updated the advertisement deadlines for those who have advertisements for us, updated the classes section because we have a new class on deck, updated the photo dojo blogg with photos from alex and oskie's show, good times all around, celly phone photo of the day is always going, and there has been some really heavy stuff going on with the F.A.R.T. team.. photo by uri korn..

brand new photo show going up as we speak, be sure to come through this thursday for oskie + alex's show, its going to be fun, to miss this would be a fatality for you and your whole crew, FLAWLESS VICTORY..

new zine available from stefan simikich, published by mt st mtn. we also got the zine/catalog from jason roberts dobrin up in there and the new the quiet life book and ben belsky's book too. holy crap, buy shit!

its that time already? what time? time to hang another show yo, getting ready for FLAWLESS VICTORY, a 2 man photo show starring oscar mendoza and alexander martinez, right on target to be majorly epic, opening oct 11th next thursday, memorize it, next thursday oct 11th.. so if you slept on jason's show you still have a few days to come see it, it will haunt you, you will laugh and you will cry, dominatingly and stunningly riveting, you have to be more than half retarded to miss this roller coaster ride of emotional exploration..

this photo by ted pushinsky who just got a new website! and to celebrate this joyous occasion he will be selling a specially sweet priced edition on the site, get it while its hot.. in other news, our friends over at fotovision want you to know that danny lyon will be in town for a photo symposium at stanford, as well as a film screening and book reading at berkeley, should be real good..

this photo by rob collinson who hosts the annual lowcard blowout aka robstock in maine, ive never been but i get full reports every year and every year it sounds more and more hellish, it has been compared it to vietnam, check it out on the epicly laterd show! sick..

maybe its the camera catalogs, maybe its the window shopping on ebay all day, new cameras is like crack but im saying more like butt crack, for butt babies nah mean.. come check out jason's show, it came out siiiiickkkk.. this photo im gonna title "taking the bull by the huevos" by matt weber..

new photos by jason roberts dobrin opening this thursday, sept 13th at the hamburger eyes photo epicenter, 5pm - 9pm.. you cant handle the truth so maybe you should stay home.. NOT, you can handle the truth because you be handling stuff all day, and you deserve a good show, so handle this and then we can take a load off after at the attic becuase the coldblood crew bobby london and the brown magic will be hypnotizing, mezmerizing, and meltifying with that cosmicly correct wizardy lizard music stuffs ..

all kinds of new stuff! including new tshirts, new zines and new books..

this photo by brian david stevens, theres a slideshow with more work like this, click here..

Hello, Swan Songs ends this Saturday the 25th of August at Photo Epicenter in San Francisco. We have produced a catalogue for the show, which is now available at the gallery. Hours are 10am - 8pm Monday - Saturday and we'll have a closing Saturday night from 7-9pm.. (this astrophoto by robert gendler is still available for cheap!) be there and witness epicness if you havent yet, and speaking of epicness theres an awesome new coldblood podcast that is guess what, epic.. also, our friends over at fotovosion are having a photo contest, check out their site for more info..

this photo by vic blue whos work you might have seen recently in vice photo issue, the guardian cover, and regularly "the record" (a stockton newspaper) dude is killing it, check out the lucha libre he got to chill with.. in other news, class started today, there was a flood in the b/w darkroom yesterday, i ordered a new camera, there are 24 photos of doggs in the hamburger eyes book coming out in feb, tons of new stuff coming to the site for sale, tons of new interns, new operations manual/procedures/manifesto/rules of engagement for the lab, pretty fun, swan songs closing reception this saturday, come through and see the what you missed and visit those distant galaxies once again..

check it out new podcast from solana!, pretty awesome, download it.. lots of updates coming in the upcoming days, stay right there, dont touch that dial, dont double click that shit, dont do shit.. this photo by jai tanju whose newest film por vida zine just came out, and it only goes to those involved with the print exchange program, awesome idea that has reeally gone to the next level, so get involved and get deep, good work jai.. **and i have to mention that there is still room to reserve your seat in our BASIC COLOR PRINTING CLASS AND OTHER PHOTO MAGIC TRICKS class that starts next wednesday! sign up asap! its gonna be super sick!**

NYC + the NYPD, BREAK YO SELF! just kidding, peace to the fuzz and the inhabitants of each of the 5 burroughs, im just excited that hamburger eyes is now repped up to da max with sleepy d living the city that never sleeps, its like one of us got made, and him and dave uzzzz having a show this week! how do you like dem apples big apple, lets make apple pie, Opening reception: Thursday August 9th, 7pm-10pm, With musical performances by: Small Girls & Namesake, Norge Gallery 94 Prince St @ Mercer / 2nd floor New York, NY 10012-3219.. sick, click here for more info..

this title for the new RAPTOIDZ mix is a perfect motto for you as begin your courses in epic photography, signups are happening right now so be sure to reserve your spot asap.. also, in case you didnt know, our recent show swan songs is our most epic show to date, come check it out and if you like what you see you can now purchase pieces from the comforts of your own home by purchasing right here online, how convienient!.. also, dont forget about our mailing list if you want to know what time it is, i think its gonna be more regular..

opening this saturday! come thru, more info here..

theres no critical situation but if you havent noticed when i dont have a cool title i just look at my itunes and grab a song title, but actually a few days ago was situation critical when i got stung by a stingray but it wasnt crazy, it was like a thumbtack was laying there and i stepped on it but instead of a thumbtack it was slimey pancake with a steak knife for a tail.. anyways, this is a photo by michael jang who recently had an interview with livebooks.. speaking of interviews, theres a new one on chief mag, i always come off corny on those things so dont read it..

this is a photo of the great wizard BEARDO who was raised by wolves, eventually sodomized by wolves, and then finally gave birth to a butt baby wizard werewolf.. i think that was the lamest thing i ever wrote on here, im sorry im just excited about having a few days off this weekend.. anywayzzzzz, this photo here by david uzzardi who is now in charge of our black and white film processing services, as of now it will work as a drop off day/pick up day style system, mondays drop off, fridays pickup. more info on the site later, but its alrady in effect so drop off your stuffs.. also, if you havent noticed the RAPTOIDZ crew is going off, last week there was a new podcast and just right now another one, im pretty sure there will be one once a week maybe.. last but not least, if you are in the san diego area this weekend, come out and support our friend terrin who is going through some stuff right now, there's a benefit sesh, raffle, etc. see you there..

a very happy independence day to you and yours, blow some shit up and keep kicking ass.. this photo by bill daniel..

the tiny vices world tour continues..

our next show is locked down, come visit this july 28th and once again have your face melted by epicness.. you knew it was going to happen eventually, but did you know it was going to happen this awesomely, we've expanded and are starting to show artforms of all kinds, including the third kind, da kind, and kind kind.. this one curated by our buddy chris fitzpatrick, check the press release and read more about it here..

this photo by mark murrmann..

oh what a relief it is to be done with a thing and be able to move onto the next thingssssss, subscribers advertisers photogs your copies are in the mail.. this photo by boogie who got a slide show on TIME, hear the man in his own words.. we got a review on juxtapoz site, and we got new tshirts today, so hook yourself up!..

photos up from last thursday (goodtimes), music issue for sale online finally (probably should get one today), and how about a preview of it too (noice)..

THE MUSIC ISSUE IS HERE! come celebrate with us and pick up your copy this thursday at the official release party at the HAMBURGER EYES PHOTO EPICENTER, 26 LILAC ST (24TH + MISSION) SF CA 94110, 6pm - 9pm. after party is COLDBLOOD just half a block away at the ATTIC with djs bobby london and mike slice, OHH NOICE!..

this photo by jason roberts dobrin who has reported from buenos aires, "..the babies are soooo bueno.." ..we also got word from stefan simikich who is now in belgium, "..japan is nuts.." ..in other news, new sad kids is being set free tommorrow, we have the new anp quarterly here so come'n get it, and i think thats it..

have you noticed the F.A.R.T. section is going off at the moment? 2 new podcasts to bounce to this weekend, first off one from the COLDBLOOD camp, bobby london does it again (djing this sat at cassanova) and the second one is the premier podcast from the new crew called RAPTOIDS, sick! add them both up and thats like almost 2 hours of jammage, download your fate..

zine show by our copenhagen buddies TTC, go check it out ..

The Standard Downtown Art Series presents Patrick O’Dell and Angela Boatwright "200 Troubled Teenagers". opening May 31, 2007. 7p.m. —10p.m. RSVP: downtownlarsvp@standardhotel.com. The Standard Downtown Los Angeles. 550 South Flower at Sixth Street, Los Angeles, CA 90071.. !

photo by matthew reamer..

you might be thinking "what the hell are these guys sitting on since i havent seen an issue in a while?" well let me tell you what we're sitting on, first off we sitting on cloud 9 now that the music issue is a wrap (will be in your hands shortly).. second off we are sitting on truckloads of photos which are at the moment being sorted into piles that might say "book", "issue 12", "issue 13", "_______", "_______" (blank ones are all top secret and shit) .. this photo by ted pushinsky..

new stuff all over the place: zines, books, cds, sick.. this photo by rick valenzuela, all kinds of stuff on deck, you already heard all that..

last night's game was a stunningnest performance. nba history books holla back. playoffs round 2, here we come, holy crap! go dubs!..

this photo by ricky powell, and guess what the music issue is finally gonna go to print any day now, im feeling it you know why, becuase the golden state warriors are destroying shit retardedly bigtime in the first round of the playoffs right now and i could say with no problem that the game on sunday was possibly the best game ever, tonight they play in dallas and if they win any of the next 3 games, no joke, (read about it) it will be the biggest upset in nba history.. WARRIORS!!!

this photo of saviours by uri korn who happens to be teaching our official first class: introduction to color management, what exciting times, sign up today!! ..also, the F.A.R.T. section is kinda going off right now, and dont forget about airjammers fo real (more info below)..

dave's new zine now available. very limited. get one today.. see a preview on tihs week's fecal face photo of the day section, and stay tuned for more zines up this week..

go to sandy's show! www.sandycarson.com

you be jamming? or you jammed up? this photo by bill burke..

hello gang, hows things? its been real hectic at work, i know i been neglecting our 1 on 1 time, i will make it up to you sometime real soon because i love you.. this photo by jason roberts dobrin..

NYC! stefan, patrick, jesse, dan, timothy, and sergei at max fish on thursday april 5th. more info here: killer of giants. do it. oh yeah photos from patricks show are up..

solo exhibition by patrick griffin. hamburger eyes photo epicenter, 26 lilac st. (off of 24th + mission.) opening reception this thursday march 29, 5pm - 9pm. show runs through april 29.

dance photographs by ted pushinsky. ODC Gallery (3153 17th street). opening reception saturday, March 31, 2-5 p.m. show runs march 31 - April 29.

this photo by stefan simikich, new site! check it out : HERE YOU ARE NOW .. thanks to jesse who did the dirty work, and if you didnt know, this is a photo of patrick's old bedroom and patrick happens to be the dude to do the first solo show at our new spot! check out the new showtime section to see the press release and related links etc.. in other news, new podcast from coldblood's coldblooded leader bobbylon, and new dvd from bill daniel is super awesome, get one today.. and you know what the celly phone section is going off right about now..

in website feature developemental news, you can see that we rebirthed the F.A.R.T. section with space cholo at the controls, he wants to take you higher.. in bloggy photo dojo news, the digi cam broke but the celly phone came through one day.. in PIE news, you can see we've added the awesome dvd series wolphin whose offices happen to be right down the street from us.. also, you can see that we have re-stocked our seems books collection which includes nick neubeck in africa and dave schubert in new york.. also, you can see that we added 3 new zines, our new intern's zine a year of honesty, overgrowth by michael itkoff, and daylight magazine, awesome.. and as for this photo, sometimes photos slip and slither into the cracks and we dont use them, but then we find them again like these ones by jai tanju who's got like 15 things going and its super rad, san jose is in the house..

we just setup a sweet burgery newsletter/mailing list type deal, sign up to recieve 100% pure liquid wickedness in your email about once a month or less.. also, dont forget to check out bill daniel photo show at needles + pens this weekend.. also, the word is out, stefan, patrick, jesse, dan, tim, and serge having a show at max fish on april feeeeiif, more info on that coming soon.. this photo here i might have actually already used here in the news but i dont care i like it, this guy has some kind of synth museum at his house, i forgot the story, photo by jon mcgrath who just got a nice feature on the new aws filmworks site..

photo by boogie.. almost everything in the store is sold out, making room for lots of other stuff, stay tuned..

i feel like every time i do this i say "yo buy this" or whatever, so this time wont be any different, now available in the PIE public wall writing in philly book, this book is also making an appearance in the case at the spot, so come get it in person if you arent scared like a chicken.. this photo of jesus in miami by peter dean rickards..

not gonna say too much because i already have, just this: music issue, march or bust. ever flush projects down the toilet, i have and it aint pretty. (remember all that dvd talk?) but this photo of nick cave with birthday party by bill daniel is pretty, and it wont get flushed.. new zines, new shirt, new cd..

billy meier's excellent adventure.

new frienemies is here yo, photos from our grand opening over at fecalface, another spot on artbusiness with bamberger, blogg loco kinda crazed how blogging re-entered the dragon, celly phone now under the thumb and finger of sleepy d.. this photo by me whose site is looking sorry, sorry..

okay people, lots of stuff going on, check out stefan holding the cabinet for our new darkroom sink, read all about it in our new blogggy, its going off.. new tshirts also in the mix, and i think im gonna add a new zine everyday for the next 5 days or maybe 2 a day, cuz we got tons of new ones.. also, i dont usually post these things cuz they are crap, but this photo contest: 2007 PHOTOGRAPHY MASTERS CUP CONTEST has pretty awesome judges, but more importantly an $11,500 prize, watch me win it..

thanks everybody who came out to the grand opening dealy, it was fun.. as you can see lots of stuff going on here, some adjustments to the site, lots of these links dont work yet, but they will and eventually there will be even a better website, but for now it is this madness.. check out the new bloggg, and the return of the celly phone section, talk about resurrection.. anyways, look out for new stuff in the next couple days, i love you..

hear yee, hear yee! behold! THE CRACK OF DOOM!

this photo by rob collinson who will drop off real random photos like one of his cat along with new issues of lowcard, check the new site and check out rob's interview and axe stall on 48 blocks..

the rumors are true, colorarts and hamburger eyes have merged into one. behold the HAMBURGER EYES PHOTO EPICENTER. this place is pretty much san francisco's new premiere spot for the production of photographic epicness, available and open to the public at affordable costs. much more info to come. check out colorarts site for floor plan and equipment. also know that we've added and are adding a digi lab, bookstore, gallery/studio, wet lab, and classes and workshops. all the info will be online shortly. come to our grand opening reception on feb 14th to see for yourself. click here to view the online flyer..

furtado is already getting his printy print on, see his photos along side with stefan, jason, dave, ted, patrick, ray, jesse, and tons others at the grand opening..

holy crap crazy busy and i know you think im a pussy but really im busy as fuck but its a good productive fruitfull next level apocalyptic type busy, not that weird hamster wheel donkey vs. carrot shit type usual everyday busy, i hope anyways.. youll see, anyways, this photo by our buddy patrick griffin who now has a new blog on fecal face, pretty rad, double click it yo, mouse it yo, scroll your brains out..

come to shoe biz (valencia) on friday to see the art of robert francisco, karen lueng, richard jule, and super ugly.. coldblood crew bobby london and crykit destroying the turntables, goodtimes..

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whoa, lagging huh, im not sorry about it cuz lots of bigtime stuff about to reveal in these days to come.. im not even gonna mention the music issue anymore until it fucking finally comes out, maybe a year in the making, will be out soon tho.. anyways, this photo of children of bodom by angela boatwright who has updated both her sites, be sure to peep it..

hello gang, its been awhile, happy new years and all that, back from hawaii and straight into a new home, new job, new lifestyle, new pants even, it is crazed up for a minute.. anyways, we are gonna have some bigtime announcements in the upcoming days, your gonna freak out once the officialness becomes official, its pretty much official but we have to officialize certain aspects before claiming official official, nahmean? (yadada?) this photo of devo by michael jang..

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pour some out for the godfather of soul, mr. dynamite, the hardest working man in show business, soul brother number 1, who passsed away the other night, james brown r.i.p.. life is too short, have a happy new years, get busy, give it up and turn it loose, this photo by andrew mcclintock..

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hear yee hear yee, kings and queens, may i bow before thee and bid thee a most epic holiday season.. im on the sandwich islands for 3 weeks, maybe some updates maybe not, but if you are in ontario im in a show with WEEGEE! that opens on new years eve..

this photo of our buddy adam of the mall playing at adobe books by sleepy d who will be representing for burgerworld this weekend in miami for art basel and aqua art which is across the street where steven wolf fine arts will have the hamburger eyes setup, miami beach! what! too tight, they're expecting like 80,000 visitors or something bonkers like that, so if your there tell someone how cool you are with your hamburger eyes subscription and then they will be obligated to either join us or destroy us, either way i will still eat eggs benedict on sundays..

check it out, meet the new + improved PIE, this version is deluxe for both his and hers pleasure, we got new tshirts, new zines, new cds, new books, and much more to come, buy yourself a sweet gift for the holidays, you deserve it, youve worked your ass of this year.. this photo of brendan fowler by patrick griffin, brendan says the new ANP quarterly is going through some shipping issues which is why we havent seen the new one, maybe it will say something about it their new blog..

new podcast!! from bobby london (coldblood), its called happys coming download it, subscribe to it, get itunes, do whatever you have to do to rock it, its huge so it will take awhile to get it, be patient, you wont be sorry.. oh and new coldblood shirts coming to the site anyday now, keep in touch..

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lots of artyness happening! listen to chuck, aimee, and zefrey talk the talk and mention hamburger eyes while their at it on zefrey's radio show frank prattle, (scroll down to the chuck mobley/sf camerwork and aimee de luc/southern exposure interview, while your at it check the other interviews of other folks you might know, like breezy and andrew, chris fitzpatrick, john trippe, rene de guzman aka manila ice, etc) .. and speaking of sf camerawork, we will be participating in their annual auction, holy crap our masterpieces will be displayed next to real masterpieces on dec 2nd.. also, speaking of manila ice, me and dave have been invited to speak with him on a panel discussion on the topic of art and travel along with bill owens and margy boyd (art tours) at the YBCA.. anyways, our buddy mike cancel has been doing a sweet music blog you should check out.. and speaking of music its last call for advertising in the music issue, dont be a hater be a participator.. "but how will i know people are gonna see my ad and even care?" ..because hamburger eyes is distibuted world wide to over 40 countries, (newest subscribers are mamis and papis in puerto rico) and with a run of 3000 copies and a pass along readership level at about 5 (this means someone with a hamburger eyes is most likely gonna show it to their homies, post it up on their coffee tables, bathrooms, camper shells, bowling ball bag, etc..) that means like 15 million people are gonna see your ad and guess what, shazam your the coolest company on the planet mostly because your down with the most epic shit since the big bang or since adam bit the apple.. this photo by our homie paul schiek (check his new blog here) featured in the first ever themed issue of the ridiculously epic hamburger eyes, the music issue, hamburger ears..

a super way long time ago my friends made a bowling team called "the domos", (pronounced "dah moes") domos is short for dominators so whenever i write "domo" on the site, that is slanguage for "ultimate domination".. anyways, this friday night is domo cuz of photos up the wazooo, in the sunset area (3131 clement) we have dennis and tobin domoing with tommy g domoing the guitar, and in the east bay (bows and arrows) we have a whole mess of folks including uri and patrick domoing with don bobbylon domoing the turntables, pick your poison or hit up both, who's got a car? does it domo? call me..

dont forget to pick up your copy of ITS ALL GOOD new book by boogie, this photo of vladimir himself signing books at the release in nyc by ed leveckis.. and speaking of serbs, stefan simikich will be handling the "photo of the day" everyday this week on fecalface.. also the serbs, me, and teddy p have photos in powerhouse's new magazine called guess what? powerhouse magazine, (boogie got the cover!) limited so get one while supplies last, hopefully i can get some books and mags for the PIE, we'll see..

the ODYSSEY show got a review in the latest issue of ARTWEEK, CLICK HERE
to read it (let me know if theres a problem with the file or if you cant read it or whatever)..

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shit! new cd! guess what label? hamburger ears records, can you dig it? check out our friends danny and scott and their band SEDAN and buy their cd and support life in general.. we also got a new zine from sweden called cederteg no.1 and a new book from australia called westside by conor o brien, both available at your favorite online cash recepticle, the Photographic Institute of Epicness aka the PIE..

cool costume idea #1: poke 2 holes in a sheet and wear it over your whole self, then roll around in turds, shazam, its the dookie ghost! happy halloween, if you are doing a werewolf, dont forget your hands, its annoying if only your head is wolfy.. this is tina playing with the deadly weapons along with s.t.r.e.e.t.s. and hightower on halloween 2 years ago, around the time when the music issue was supposed to be done.. have fun be safe and dont go too crazy, your old.. some site updates coming i swear..

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(And while you're at it, buy an add for the new music issue!)

This is a old photo. the band was called Spread Eagle. they are pretty much the best band ever! This photo was shot after a show on 4th st. Olympia. they are all robotized in this picture. They broke a bunch of stuff and wandered outside aimlessly. Which reminds me, Buy adds you ding dongs. the music issue is desperate. Show some love.....

Skip James singing "Crow Jane".

Elizabeth Cotton learned to play guitar at a very young age. But it wasn't until she was in her 60s that she was "discovered" by Mike Seeger. She was a maid for the famous family of folkies, the Seegers, and it was Papa Seeger that first heard her play, recorded her and shopped her songs to Folkways. And the rest is history. She died in 1987 at 92 years of age.

I believe this to be the finest painting ever made.

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Getting tired of us hyping Hamburger Ears? Well too bad. Just saw a rough edit of the photos that made the cut for our all music issue and I almost pooped my pants. This baby has been groomed with a fine tooth comb and will undoubtedly bridge time and space through a wormhole of magical musical photography. Will the world at large be able to handle it? Will this photo of Annihilation Time even make the cut? If you were smart, you’d place an advertisement with us and get in on the epicness. You sleep, you lose.

Also, if you’re the bookish type, you may have read Steven Blush’s American Hardcore which just became a movie that is playing in SF tonight. Oh yeah, remember this movie that Ted’s son Jake edited?, that premieres tonight too. But if you wanna get spacey and find out exactly how big the universe is, watch this

This is Damien. He's been known as the ultimate bachelor. I mean, look at his steeze. Anyways, he's finally found the woman of his dreams and they're getting married this weekend. Her name's Kay and she's a super lady. So on sunday afternoon, raise a glass to true love and to Damien and Kay and wish them a happy life together.

expect something new from me soon, its in the zine realm, duh

news? stefan is in san marcos, dave just got back from la, monkey got a job at walmart (really), boogie 's new book is out, damien is getting married this weekend, thomas has a new dracuburger tee design (coming soon), new coldblood tees from bobby london too (djs this thursday at the attic), patrick is blogging on myspace, ray is sitting in front of a 24" screen with a nikon super coolscan 4000 (not his), new zines coming from stockholm, melbourne, and copenhagen, jason is still south of the border (no word yet), our first cd release just arrived today, hamburger high season 2 ready to begin filming, casting call email me, partial and/or full nudity maybe required, this photo by uri korn who shot this at a friends house who never heard of the mag..

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this is baloot, filipino cuisine, thats a baby duck egg, first you suck the juices off then slurp the whole thing, mmmm.. photo by jesse pollock, see more here.. me and jesse just made a how to process bw film on fecal face, informative? controversial? mind scrambling? see for yourself..

This was an awesome band to see live. They always got hurt from spazzing out. One time, Aaron broke out his two front teeth with the microphone. It looks like they're being electrocuted.

A very disturbing dream indeed, but if you want more current craziness check out these football fans.

this photo by jason roberts dobrin, did you know that jason is somewhere in mexico on an epic surf trip? while we sit here in the rain.. did you know that google has a blog search? i found this and this..

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Fuck Lassie and Benji, this is how the canines do it in France.

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"Dead Bird Flying"
Its loosely based off "dead man walking".
Does anyone have Sean Penns phone # ?
I seem to have missplaced it....kah

this photo by ted pushinsky, ted's son jake helped his buddy dito make a movie, its screening right now in ny and la, check it out, it looks real good : a guide to recognizing your saints.. and if you missed the ODYSSEY show, you better go check it out today because we take it down on monday..

Fred Mcdowell was born in 1904 in the Delta and worked as a farm hand for most of his life. He'd play guitar for for fun, mostly playing juke joints, picnics and local social gatherings. He was "discovered" by Alan Lomax in the late '50s and became an instant legend, playing sold out festivals and venues until he died 1971.

He didn't play no rock and roll.

dan higgs as dark devo photo by pete cramiac

Smoke'em if you got'em. Couple of pics from the 4th annual Dirt Bag Challenge in the quaint neighborhood of Hunter’s Point. The burnouts where in full effect as dudes were continuously one up-ing each other for the moniker of “grease monkey supreme.”

A parking lot party ensued and dice were procured for a rousing game of Cleveland 3’s. Is it the money or the thrill of risk? Whatever it was, things managed to get pretty heated, and I’m not sure if I’m talking about the game of dice.

our paypal setup was down for a minute but now its back up and running, so get some zines or books or tshirts while we got them, or how about a sweet advertisement.. also, if you are sick of seeing these google ads, how about a donation? you would be so da bomb..if all that sucks, then you should get a subscription because not very much room left on the list.. this photo of guitar wolf by mark murrmann..

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i cant stop fucking with the site, bringing back the headhunters section but as a burgerworld community type blog, er category of this blog that way i can post more crap without the pressure of having real "news" or "links".. like this photo of aiyana, with furtado in the back, driving back from l.a.. actually, heres one longg ass yet kinda interesting if you are into reading type deal article called why photography critcs hate photography, link from lightstalkers..

i know what you thinking, your like what the fuck is going on, well i jammed the celly section and f.a.r.t. section into the news section, its like a big spaghetti now, that way its less clicking for me, less clicking for you, more updates for everyone and you can view the sections seperatly if you want by scrolling down to the bottom and viewing the category archives, whoopdeedoo.. also, i signed up for google ads, its an experiment, yeah hamburger eyes is kicking my ass, we'll see if those things are worth anything..

big island resident wayne levin just updated his site, be sure to peep that night time underwater nuttyness, too beautiful, and speaking of uping your game how about submitting to the annual portfolio issue of shots mag, who have probably the longest running indy photo mag ever, (20 years!) supporting them supports yourself and us and the rest of the world.. in other burgerworld news, we got a review on kqed, theres others and i will link up the ones with links as they come ..also, stefan simikich featured photog on phytonics and if you didnt already know he has some stuff for sale on the needles and pens website, along with jay howell who just made an awesome zine all about doggies..

unfortunately, the space in the hamburger eyes music issue hamburger ears is not a vast and unlimited final frontier, nor is it a toaster with only 2 slots for your bread or hand or dick, so if you havent done it already, go ahead and buy yourself an advertisement in what may possible be the most anticipated event of the year, hamburger ears issue 001.. this photo by shem roose, and my new celly phone is killer so the celly phone section is back, and guess what else, thats right its the F. A. R. T..

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some vids to chomp on, i think im gonna bring the f.a.r.t. section back because theres a lot of f.a.r.t.i.n.g. to do.. new lowcard #13 is out, get it.. also, its all old photos so far but this site is up and running..

going bonkers trying to put out this music issue so we've pushed back the advertising deadline once again, so please spread the word and if you havent got your ad in yet, do it!! ..this photo of poison ivy of the cramps by bay area now 4 buddy jim jocoy.. oh yeah our paypal is down at the moment so if you are having problems placing orders just wait like a day and itll be back up, and speaking of bonkers have you seen this video of kate moss going bonkers? link from epiclylaterd..

okay all kinds of more stuff if you arent sick of stuff yet, thursday go to the 10th anniversary of juice, these guys have been holding it down for years, also theres a film night at 111 minna called indiecent exposure, awesome, also tim's new band top ten will be playing at the hemlock, and when everything feels like the world is coming down on you, have a drink with the coldblood crew who are djing secret potions, wizard breaks, stank gems, and sad soul tonight at the attic, do it.. (new coldblood tshirts are in, should be up on the site by this weekend).. and if you missed the opening for the odyssey, come on friday for your first stop of the LABYRINTH which is a bunch of galleries getting rad at once, intermingling and melting your brain.. this photo by stefan at our secret vip opening, check our celeb line up, too bad you couldnt get in, kermit was off the hook..

tommorrow night, tuesday 8pm, unpiano and burgerworld will present the classic POINT BREAK at ATA, (992 valencia + 21st.) you should come, it will be a good time, chef chanklas will be cooking up food for everyone, and we will be bringing a handful of short films to show prior to the feature, this includes titles such as "turdburglar" and episode 1 of the feel good hit of the summer "hamburger high".. more info here..

site is back up! again! wow twice in one month, if you tried to email us it probably bounced back but that stuff is good to go now, so email your brains out.. in other news: hamburger eyes "youre stewwed buttwad" tshirt spotted on epiclylaterd, stefan went to the waterpark with a bunch of chicks, photos of robstock on endlessbummer, new lowcard site store is up, photos of the odyssey show on fecal face, thanks to everyone who came out for that, it was da bomb.. boogie was in town and i saw an advanced copy of his new book and its seriously fucking ridiculous, matt weber did a board series with zoo york, our buddy paul schiek is putting together a nice book series called the kin subscription series.. whew, what else? tim barber just had a nice looking show, ted pushinsky and jason roberts dobrin both have new books which will be available here soon, and i think thats it for now..

in honor of the music issue, hamburger ears, i will be putting up these random videos.. yippee!

burgerworld has been moving at a pace that we just cant keep up with, sorry for the recent indecent web scenario.. anyways, lots of busy busy getting ready for possibly the most biggest and baddest hamburger eyes show ever, the ODYSSEY, which opens next thursday, sept 7th, at steven wolf fine arts, its 5:30-7:30 pm at the 49 geary building, suite 411, sweeet, be sure to check their site for more info including write ups, bios, and what not..

okay the music issue needs so much help that we decided to forget what i said before and re-open the subscription lotto, as you know subscription space is limited cuz the mag is limited, so sign up today and lock down the next 3 issues, which includes the music issue and the next 2 hamburger eyes delivered straight to your front doormat, dont cry when theres no more subscriptions slots, sluts.. if you forgot what we do here, i updated the back issues page.. this photo by janette beckman..

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a major part of the game is patience, summer is winding down and jamaican me crazy.. some bean spillage: music issue on deck, dvd on deck, my new site on deck, hamburger eyes 011 on deck, record label on deck, new book on deck, miami on deck, and the biggest shits we've ever done, the ODYSSEY on deck for sept 7th.. get in where you fit in, hurry up and wait, this photo by peter frey..

free your mind and your ass will follow..

okay so i just moved the site and claimed no bloggy, but then i look and patrick went blog loco.. last burgerworld blogg entry ever (besides the news), check out patrick's most recent adventures, click here..

behold! the new website, new server, new software, streamlined for her pleasure, streamlined for your ripping and shredding capabilities, thats right this is for your own good, you should be outside, shooting, shitting, tearing roofs off.. no more blogging, no more nerding out on celly phone technologies, no more nuclear meltdowns.. which means it will be easier and funner to post news maybe more often.. there is stuff missing though that will be back, like the PIE, maybe the munko forums, what do you think?..