at + t update: hello to you too man, wheres my iphone?..

lot update: bye bye free all day parking, hello private garage..

marco update: hello back up dancers..

lasangna update: bye bye secret ingredients, hello fat guy..

alley update: crack kills..

my first porno video update: if you cant see whats going on in that video, maybe this photo can illustrate how we were held hostage in the lab by a nut. in other words, we couldnt leave until this lady was done smoking crack but instead of a crack pipe it was a dick, and instead of crack it was man milk..

jack o lantern update (not pictured is wiley's)(he made a killer one.): this is jake's..

monkey carved a wicked weeeyatch flying near a crescent moon..

i made an alien..